SeanFromCanada's Blog

Originally posted on Oct 16, 2014

Okay, more disclosure here, I’m a smell guy.  I’m sure that smell is my most dominant sense – positively, negatively, my super power cannot be controlled… I have a very aware sense of smell.

Perhaps in knowing this you’ll understand the full frontal assault my nose takes upon entering my home when broccoli has recently been steamed.  I am shocked by my surety that a huge dog has very recently broken into our house and taken a huge shit exactly where I’m standing…welcome home! Man, what a smell!

I have a special kind of hate for hot, wet lettucy vegetables…you stink up my house, my clothes and my furniture. I may need you for health and digestive reasons, but that doesn’t make us friends. Oh no…we are not friends. When pills come, I will be aware of your gone-ness.